I’m a Timelord!!

Oooooook.  Orders for the today.  Call the bosses and tell them I can’t go in today.  Call the Deacon and arrange to have the little heathen angel to be baptized.  Call the hospital at 2 p.m. to see if they’ll be ready for us at 5….wait, why do I have a phone call at 5 a.m. from the hospital asking where we are?  Oh, it’s because we’re booked for both 5 p.m. AND 5 a.m.  I wonder if we can make it to both appointments at once….